GETTing sum R&R WIT HOUSE mAJORITY DOUCHE--IN A BIPARTISAN GOLFING TRIP

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playing a few holes of GOLF relaxing onTHE DUMB FAT AMERICANS DIME--HUH--TAX---PAYER--$$$MONEY$$$$GETTTING SPENT WELL

ME-AND MY GOOD BUDDy-HOUSE MaJOrity DOUCHE---where OUT GOLFING ON---- BI---PARTISAN GOLF TRIP---PAID FOR bY  U STUPID AMERIACAN(HA--HA-THANKS PEASANTS)----And we got 2 TALKING,ANd i ASKED HIM WHY THE DUmb TRAsh DWeLLERS--All-ways--VOTED FOR THe CORPORATIST PARTY SUCH MUCH over THE OPPISSITION--?---hE xPlainded------THAT THE TRASH-DWEELLERS HAD BEEN Brain-WASHED----and believed they REALLY WHERE PART OF THE CORPOARTE PARTY CULTURE--EVEN THOU--WE RAISE therE TAXES,CUT OFF there-AMENITIES--even POKE FUN AT how the DUMB HICK-lO0K&SmELL------THEY STILL-----VOTE IN DROVES FOR ====US-------AS---LONG AS----WE HAVE---THE CAPITAL _*C_* BY OUR NAMES---THEY WILL VOTE FOR US---EVeN THOU---WE WOULDN'T LET THESE DUMB buMBKINS- NEAR Us UNLESS THEY WHERe DIS--INFECTED-----****************_-VOTE---CORPORATIST PARTY--------------------*****************************U CAN TRUST---US**************

PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG PrePARES FOR His speech before the FAT.Lazy,stupid AMERICAN PEOPLE.

PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG--ADDRESSING THE AMERICAN SLOBS 

_---------*--PRESIDENT.DOUCHEBAG--*IS HOLDING A Press CONFERNCE OVER THE RECENT CARPET--BOMBING OF A -NOWHERE VILLAGE IN SUM DUsty FORiEGNY COUNTRY--NOBODY CARES about----"Good Evening,MY FELLOW fat,lazy,DOUBLE-MEATING--AMERICANS---I HaVE

SUM THRILLING NEWS-----the VIILAGE OF SLUMMBOTTON----WAS REDUCED TO ASH--HeAp--Today--I-Hope this SENDS A message to u foriengers THAT if u PLay wit America--WE WiLl LEAVE YOUR Home a SMOLDERING BUrning RUIN.----------GOD BLESS AMERIACA AND GOD BLESS DOUBLE-MEAT"

JUst FInSHED GIving my B ig speech before the professonial Buera-KRATS ASSIOCATION OF DICK---WADS

''THERE NOTHNNG LIKE A GATHERING OF GOVERMNET WORKER TO GET THE BLOOD GOING IN TH E MORNING"

"GREEETING S MY FELLOW BUERA--Krats--I COME BEARING GIFT FOR US TO Embezzle"

?"I LOVE MY GOVERMENT WORKERS--HOW BOUT MY BUERA--KRATS HUH "

HERES SUM [-----PICS FROM MY BiG SPeecH BEFORE THE pROfeesional---$%^&*()_____BueraCrats of assciocation Of DICK--WaDS----------THE---BUERA--Crats-----ate IT UP---------I--------WAS SO on-------they LOVE ME-----I OFFERED THEM HEALTH CARE---AND RASIES----TO-------BAD THEY WIlll NEVER SEE IT STUPID PENICL PUSHERS-------"Get me SUM COFFEE---U----DUMB EMPTY SUIT----AND HURRRY UP huSTLE---U---  BathTUB--SCUm

ELIVS ROttenTEEETH POSING WIT DOUBLE-MEAT-SO GREEN N LONLEY

c"hey--kids this IS ELVIS ROttenTeeTH---AND IF u can sing Shitty AND SMile AND SUCK UP TO THE JUDGES AT AMERICAS FAV KAROKE SINGER--U TO CAN BECOME  A NO HIT WONDER--YEA KIDS ITS SUMTHING 2 STRIVE F4R."

_____@&****ELVIS ROTTEN TEETH-------AT hiS DOubLE-,MeAT-----Photo--shot----AREN'T U --JEALOUS----TWo DOUBLE MeAT [PATies---Smothered  lARD THE AMERICAN way=-------is 2 b  BIG FAT---SLOB-------SO KIDS THTAS WHAT U SHULD----STRIVE FOR------SLOTHNESSS-_____________---GOD -----BLESSS AMERIACa------AND--+______________--GOD-----BLESSS---DOUBLE MEAT-----------**(%*&*(())))))_)_

AMERICAS FaVoRITE KAroke SinGER-Season-89--WINNER---ELVIS RottenTeeTH

BOY---DOEs AMERICA have talent gee-GOLLY----loook AT AMERICAS GOTS NO TALENT KAROKE--SEASON--89--WINNER--ELVIS ROTtenTEETH---ISN'T HE A DREAM-boat-----and what A-VOICE---HUH--NO MORE SINGING IN shITTY BARS FOR WARm bEER FOR HIM---HUH--HE BIG TIMING IT--.

ITS OK---MY fellow CORPORATIST--The rOOM has Been SWEEPED FOR Bugs AND RECORDING DEVICES-----WE----GOOODY

A SNARLING PLUTO---CRAT--! IN  A JOSEHP-A BANKS SUIT

*-----------WHO'S  ThiS SNARLING----PLUTO---CRAT-------–HEAVING DIS-CONTENT DOWN AT THE TRaSH--DWELLLLERS WITH VENOM TO SPARE--------------------THIS---SMarMy--********FELLOW HAs -------A BRIGHT FUTURE-----IN THE CORPORATIST PARTY----he's going places----------------------*---PLAIN-SPOKEN,ARTICULATE----DOCUEHY FAMILY,HE SPEAKS THE TRUTH----TO U DIRT FARMER---HIS SOUL REVEALED--------------AND IT is  IN AYBSS OF EvILL----------VOTE-----COROPARTIST---PARTY----U CAN TRUST US

LOOKOK MY DOCUHEY KIDS---LOOK AT THESE 2 DOUCHEY CHIPS OFF THE OLD BLOCK-----ROYALS--COIMNG THUR--COMMONER---OUT THE--WAY

these FUCKING PRIVIGLED ATROBLIOUS BRATS--TRASH--EVERYTHING UP-----STINK---UO EVERTHING----WITH THERE POWER,MONEY AND DOCUHEYNESSS------I KNOW--I SHOUDLN'T HATE KIDS--BUT----I HATE THESE FUCKERS

FAMILYY---IS PORTANT+++_*******++__******((((((___OH HERES MY TWOOO DOCUHEY litle Angels------ THEY R-----*---AMERIACAN ROYALTY-------THEY ARE JUST 2 DOUCHEY CHIPS----off the OLD---BLOCK---HUH-----LOOK at the facial features he's the spitti

ng ImAGE OF ME AND his mUM--A-- FORMER---MS. ALL AMERICAN TRASH-CAN---WHORE-OF THE YEAR--1999-------THESE KIDS hAVE0------SPEICAL---PEdigreee---BUT WE R JUST LIKE U ---PEASNATS--I promise ------to LORD OVER U---WITH COMPASSION--FOR WE--------AT THE CORPORATE PARTY---(THE PARTY OF THE FAMILY)---------R TRYING HELP U-------DIRT--FARMEERRS-********VOTE**-ATRO--******-------THANKSKSKSSSSS----

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DO--U Likkke my Hat--itS PART OF ROYAL DOUCHEBAGGERY UNIFORM

GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGERY AND PRINCESS DOUCBAGGERY--Add caption----TRENDING ON A SHITTY SITE NEAR U

GOD-''I HATE THE ROYAOL-COUPLE-LADY DOCHEBAG-LOOKS FAT In dat dress-stupid FLITH-WHORE-"-*-------HAIL-WAVE,SMile-wave-SMILE---TO- U LOWLY TRASH----DWEELLLLERS---DO U LIKE MY HAT--IT PART OF THE ROYOAL UNIFORM------********THE GOAD OF DOCUHEBAGGERY__________****WITH----***DUCHCESSS----TRASHINGCAN----THE GOD--ESSS----OF DOUCHEBAGAGEY-------HAS SUM-THING TO SAY TO U--PEOPLE---(POOR-TARSH-DWEELERS)-----U-----PEOPEL SHOULD VOTE FOR ATROBLIOUS HE'S A GREAT DOUCHEY MAN----I WILL--BE FACSTA---GRAMING MORE PHOTOS LATER---

BEING THE*******PARty of --****THE FAMILY__******THEY ARE RESPOSEABILTIES

FAMILY IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGGGG*******************--*-FAMilY----VALUES----*******-----------BEING---PARTY------OF THE _________FAMILY--------U HAVE TO HAVE GOOD VALUES--AND eat doUBLE --MEAT---AND ALL YA VEGGIES------U HAVE TO BE FATHER TO YOUR SHITTY KIDS WHO U HAD OUT OF WED--LOCK SEX--AND cReated-------now u  have-----BABYS MOM---OR WHAT EVER THE FUCK tRASHY SHIT THat is--------FAMILY VALUES-----ANY WAY----THIS IS ME JUST HANGING WITH THE FAMILY----AT OUR CASTLE ABODE---------------AREN'T WE JUST THE REGUlar********** FAMILY

___*******--)((())____--ANOTHER--FACE---LESS--BUREAu-CRAT--CITY TRASHCOMPOTLER OR SUMETHING

___________ANOTHER********** FACE-LESS****BURERUCRAT ---WHo-------SHUFFLES PAPERs AND WORKS at THE OFFICES of THE DEPARTMENT-----********OF---DRUG--ADDLED &SEX--DEPRIVED-LOSERS BUREUA--SITTING ALL day all alone at his cubcile--READing sad sTORIES--ABOUT losers who WANT entitledments---alL DAY HE***********____ STamPS---------*REJECTED*-------------ON PEOPLES HOPE AND DREAMS-boo--hoo--the chattter of computer keys drowns out the tears thou------------

AMERICA FIRST BURN---OUT PRES.SAINT W BUSH---I would LiKE 2 TAKE-----a minute to honor our first------BURN---OUT PRES GEROEGE W BUSH

WHAT  aMERICA NEEDS TO DO to get back its great--ness--IS--ALL WE GOT TO DO IS BRING BACK ------W-------BUSH the second was like a long running comedy routine----------AT least u could smoke a JOint==or BLUNT WITH W--OR DRINK  beer----COULD U GET BONGED WITH OBAMA OR RORMENY----please stiff--ville---------ANY WAY--BABY--BUSH DIDN'T KNOW HE'S WAS GETTING INTO-----WITH DARK CHENEY ANS DARK OER AKRL ROVE-------SO there i told u i was a comservative

GGGGGOOOOOOOOGLE-----SIGNS--tentive--peace agreement as FACEsta gram---is reeeliingg--folks

AS the CITZENS GROW DUmbe there need for FACESTA-GRAM --WIL G O down beacuse ---we will de-volve bakc down to primates---my pastor told me----he said we need to avULE INTELLIgence--but---i'm to busy trying get in-out----and listen to me HEAD phones really LOUD TO SUm trash MUSIC---CAUSE THATS WHAT I DO--YO

----Hey yaaalll This is my com e=------HITHER pose

----------hey everybody--loOK AT ME-------i THOUGH I SHOULD WASTE BLOG TIME--THROW  words AWAY------TO TEll u about my come hither PoSE---------------in my THRONE ROOM----what ---DO U HAVE A THRONE ROOM ----no trash------candumpster face----NO ---U don't---so go back to your peasantry ----oK-----ANYWAY-------U CA---N-----FACESTA--graM---MA ----AT................Internet----just Goooagle me--I'M a big--deal--sUPER important.

--LoOk AT em---LOOOK AT ME---I'm on my I phone 5-G-IPHONE-PHOTO SHOOT-------i LOOK so handsome Totol SEx syMBOL -YAYYY --Iphone---

--------*--ThE count of Douchebaggeryy----iN his MOUNTAIN fortress--somewhere in trashcaningy ALPs----THE count -----ruMINATES-------()))________these R from MY Iphone --photo shoooT luckily---i was able to faCEStaGram---------to all MY FOLLOWERS AND PEOlple whO WANna be LIKE ME---cause I;M some-thing to----STRIVE to  BEEE---kids---WRONG__---------areb't i just the aLL american--douche bag off THE BlOCK-----******8

OHHHHH MAN mY blooGG is SO kooL--MAN I'M MARK--ZUCKERBURGIN IT--LIKE--I LIke it.

-------------------------i;M so IMPORTANT and BUSY--i m to  busy fLYING ARound the  WORLD making big money DEALS.w hith Famous Paopele who r On shows likes dancing with the stars and the and the real MOms FROM REAL americaia--realITY show ITS Great--------so I DON't HAVE Time TO talk with a DOUCHE bag from douchebagerry--vILLIE-LIKE----U;--in your lil pity anne no wheere town..i M------FAR to BUSY--??-----BUT i spent this TiM E WIT  u old BOy.good Show.

Goad OF DOUCHEbAGGerERY---thheee cOunt,---=TRASHAN-CAN-----

-----------------------------In a stunning turn of events----thE debates where--- cORDIAL----"--AND EVERYONE WAS HAPPY----//....----------""I HATE HIM AS MUCH AS u---MAYBE more and have a gOOd reason to"".----===================-------------I sPIT WHENE he leaves--whatA DIRTBALL.--------'LOOK AT EM---"LIEKE"------------the world is getting dumber by the mintue. 

PAUL RYAN abs r riped

PAUL RYANS ABS OR SICK--N RIPPERD

INCUM-BENT WITH HIS WIFE MS.BOOVIAEIA-OSOSMOSIS-WASHINGTON--LADY---

----------****_______-----INCUM---BENT------WITH his wifE---MS.BOOVEIA OSOSMOSIS--WASHINGSTONE-----------AREN'T they  PERFECT---MODERN--COSERVATIVE,POWER-----------------CouPLE------They R eaSY ON THE EYES AREN'T THEY----YAY

HarD At WOrk on the campaign Trail--GOD-N corporate bleSSings

HEY everyone from the Campaign TRaIL--ON THE TOXIC BANKS OF LAKE-tRAsh can oFF THE  slUDDGY COAST of cAPE--NO--Poor people ALLOWED------VOTE f4R ATRO--FOR MAYOR OF AMERICAS CITY---THANKS-------------*****

VOtE ATROBLIOUS FOR MaYOR OF KENNER--AMEAICAS CITY

A TRUE CONSERVATIVE U CAN TRUST------family values---fAG--hating--BIBle spewing incUMBENT----F-----OR==--------maYOR OF----&*******AMECIACAS-------CITY--------------------*****THANK U_________*******

ITS fun LIVING UNDER A CORPORATE OLIGARCHY--JUST GREAT--I!SMiles all a AROUND

SincE We ARE IN THE looK at me era of the internet--and every--body is doing a photo=---shot of them-selves---ON there I-phONE--I thought i spend  a few MOMENTS on CORPORATE-ISM----------BecaUSE SOME OF U THINK IT WOULD BE FUN to Live under---- A CORPORATE OLIGARCHY ------BUT THE STUPID FAT MAC-DOUBLE  EATING  AMERICANS IN REAL AMERAICA)(WHERE-EVER THAT IS)(WHeRe Ever there is stupid i assume.ANAY hoot--believe for sum reason that the corporations are out to help them and they part of corporate culture------PLEASE-----THESE PEOPLE WOULD HAVE U THROWN OUT INTo the muck WHERE u belong---so stOP---u r dirty piece of trash--and they will NEVER  except--U face It LiVE WITH it --its the way tHINGS ARE-----NOW I WILL PLUG MY SONG---COMING SOON---MITT ROMMNEY HATES THE POOR,PAUL RYAN HATES THE SICK,---CHECK IT OUT THE HOT NEW SINGELE TRENDING ON FACEAGRAM