Sinster faced oppisistion SURROGATES.

Add caption-----DOUCHEBAG-----"HIS FACE SICKENS ME.bUT HE MAKES GOOD SPEECHS."---HE'S GREAT WIT FOREIGNY POLICY--WONder-kid-the future------------domestic poilicy--played like a game of risk---no betttter  MONnOPOLY--$$$$$$$$

Look AT THIS corporatist Party  campgain suRRogate.With his evil-lOOking face--TAking  trendy pintterst pics with haS-been starlets----lAUGHING WITH ya smug -cunt--off--a face;?>>,.--I bet ya empty-head-arsticratic Step-ford--wife Snorts crushed up zanax OFF YUR SEXY ASS-FUCK-ABS (TONED AS SHIT Bro-)u---SLIMMY fucker you.theN U get to plow her--u lucky bastard.-THEN AFTER u get to hang in the after glOW--PLANNING OUT OUR POLICY-LIKE a game of final fanSTY--?<>^%&*()__)(*&^&^^&*()_)(*&^%&*()

~The~GOAD~OF~DOuChEBaGGGEREY~--glossy-B.97FM--RADIO MIX-TRENDY SINGLE

HEY EVERYBODY --HERES My OVER [PRODUCED BULLSHIT--FULL FRILLS-N BULLSHIT OVER--DUBS--AND EFFECETS--I'M Looking for FORWARD TO selling out the for the corporations--.

LOOK AT ME-I'LL SUCK THE LIFE OUT THE ROOM.LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH DOUCHE.I'LL PROLLY SPEW ON U .LOOK AT YOU SOWING DISSENT WITH ALL YUR FRIENDS.AGAIN.lOOK at ME-THIS FAIRY TALE IS A ROUSE.----THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY--ALL HAIL N WAVE--THE PEASANTS ARE SMILING OR ELSE BE FLAYED.-LOOK at ME.THEY DRAG YUR CORPSE THREW THE STREETS WITH GLEE.Look at me CONFETTIS SOAKED.BUT I won.LOOK at me.LOOK ta me i'm so kool DJING at trendy CLUBS.LOOK ME YOUR FAVORITE AUOT-KRAT.---THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGGEREY--KISSED THE TOAD.aPPEARED THE PRINCESS.in a wift of smOKE.------TAA---DAAA---;;* ---
----------------------------------> DIRECT HATE HERE.
THNAKS.------DARK OVER LORD-KARL---ROVE BUMPS MY SHIT---AND WHAT!--TRENDy.

The~Goad~of~Douchebaggerey~--hot trendy,glossy,pro-tools 14.4 rig single

oh heres my trendy ass glosssy ass fuck single i recorded on a tape deck i got at box-mart--to be all difficult--n trendy----SO u Can MAKE Fun of it if u want to--i'll just be off in the corner crying about regime change---tHE beleagured auto-cratic-socialist with a crown wearing down his fine shoulders n head.OH MY--THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGERERY---ALL SMILES N WAVES-- --OH LOKK AT U SOWING DISSENT WITH ALL YUR FRIENDS--AGAIN!--YIKES.

THE TRENDY-----EST-JEANS U CAN )$$$$BUY$$$$$---MY FALL CLOTHING LINE

hEY
 EVERYBODY my clothing line will be dropping___--(get it dropping-i'm so clever)---HeresMy DOUCHEY FALL LINE UP.iT CONSISTS OF SHIRTS AND jeans I smeared paint on to make it Look hip--tHEN- I wrote CrudE PHRASES on them.

--DAM---THERE DAZZLINGLY------THEY LOOOOK TRENDY ASS HELL----I WANT--TO---$$$$$ BUY THOSE TRENDY JEANS------EVERYBODY ELSE IS WEARING THEM--*------A SUbsidiary of `~god~of~debauchery~iINC---A TRASHCAN COMPANY.

I EVEN GOT----A--LIST--- CELEBRITIES TO MODEL MY DUDS--I FLEW THEM TO THIS SEXY LOCATION(TRASH--VILLie)--and WhOLLIia---magic-DO u HAVE--ZANAX EFFENRON OR TEEN QUEEN,-DREAM STAR,SINGER,ACTOR,PRODUCER AND SLUT IN THE MAKING*_________ SLIME-ELLA SLIMME-INGBALL.-------------wELL I HOPE U LIKE MY PHOTO SPREAD---G0----BUY MY TRENDY ASS JEANS-------*-------EVERYBODY WEARING THEM--*---SHOULDN'T U BE---FOLLOWING ALONG----------------------------------*--A-subsidary of ~god~of~debauchery~inc-A-TRASH-CAN-CORPORATION-*

THE fabled glamourous life of a forgotten DRUg-kingpin-who destroyed him-self-and nobody cares about him---SIKE-OLE PETTY AMOUNT TYPE GUY

Add caption----The fabled-GLAMOROUS life OF A FORGOTTEN DRUGKINGPIN----(SIKE----OLE PETTY AMOUNT TYPE LAME/LOSER.------------TISK--TISK.

MELANIOUS Atroblious sat slumped as allways in the back seat,Behind mysterious smoky gray tint with the windows rolled up tight as they can go.He was parked in a rather sordid part of new orleans.He was awaiting the arrival of little SAU-NU-NU or whatever he was calling himself these days in streets.As Melanious LEERED at the decrepit landscape before him.He briefly glanced back into his mind to recall how he had come up here,grown here,thrived here and nearly died.A fleeting feeling of rancour and disgust swelled deep inside.But only momentarily.Then it went.It didn't mATTER REALLY to MElanious.He dosen't care much wene it came down to it.But enough of that taxing matter.An incorrigible fellow if there ever was one.'' Under the street light.''said a voice over a radio transmission of a secruity consultant.''We have visual."Melanious had all ready seen the hulking figure walking with an all most giddy skippping gait.This DOUCHEBAG didn't think of using any discretion.But what do you expect of a common street thug.WHat manner did u expect?And this little piece of trash measured up superbly-He was as good of a scum as they come.Little SUA-NU-NU ambled up to the car pants sagging.MEN ON THE FRINGES OF DARKNESS IN-CIRCLED HIM WITH WEAPONS DRAWN-UNBEKNOWN TO THE HEARTLESS THUG."Whats goody play boy.How you living?"HE let off grunt of sorts,which i guessed was some kind of  greeting of sorts for his street kin.''You balling as allways I see."said Little SUA-NU-NU with his stupid mouth gleaming with faded gold.Melanious said nothing.AND looked at him derisivly.''PLease spare me your pleasantries.What have you to tell me about that matter."asked MELANIOUS getting right to the point.THen little SUA-NU-NU STARTED his tale.'' Well little woo-woo told me that shorty-doo--wop saw big truck scammming on."After listening to his stupid story for a few minutes.I grew tired of hearing his incoherent  tales of hood nonsense.Then he said something that made me really angry.The situation deteriorated quickly."What u mean I can't pump no more."As little SUA-NU-NU grew more agitated."What you mean you not breaking me off no more."AS little SUA-NU-NU began to get beside him self with me.MELANIOUS WAS Hardly listening."All that dirt I did for you.All dat shit I know about you-?"LIttle SUA-NU-NU stopped and smirked for a second.GOLD teeth gleaming.AND in that moment I  threw the garrot around his neck made of the thickest gauge piano wire u can buy and i calmly rolled up the window and told my driver to drive!little SUA-NU-NU TRIED TO RUN A LITTLE BEFORE we picked up to much speed/THE SAD,WEEPISH LOOK HE GAVE ME AS HE GAZED LONGINGLY INTO THE MYSTERIOUS,SMOKY GRAY TINTED WINDOW HOPING I WOuld perhaps SAVE HIM or better YET SHOW HIM MERCY.TISK.TISK.BY that time MELANIOUS had ALL READY GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING AT HIM.

My Opposition Thinks Like He So Won The Debates.-----He's A Douche

Add caption-----Wow! Look at those Guns. He's the second coming of Saint Reagan

His vice presidential candidate. My opponent is all on cloud nine because everyone thinks he did so well in the debates. He drank a coca-cola for the first time. He was amped. I don't know why my opponent let these photos leak to the press. I guess to let them salivate to his next appearance. But, check out his guns. What a hunky, hunk, hunkdom--===9000-[0-==------- We heart him. 

HEY EVeRYbOdy its your FAVORITE AUTOCRAT---LIVE iN THE FLESH--I hope-my corpse doesn't get dragged thur the STRREETS

Add caption DOUCHEBAG----Ahhhhh--LOOK ITS OUR FAVORITE---AUTO*CRAT----LETS HOPE HIS BODY DOSEN'T GET DRAGGED THUR A DINGY STREET--WHILE THE PEASANTS GET CELL--PHONE PICS SOUVENIORS---YAYAY--WHAT A WAY FOR A WORLD LEADER TO FALL HUH--GIGGLES

-----------*______________OUR-----FAVORITE-------AUTO----CRATIC---TECHNOCRATIC------SOLICALIST----DESPOT WITH CROWN--WEIGHTING----DOWN HIS HEAD----booo---hooooo---------@#$%^&************_____________I will be twaTTing laTer MORE ABOUT MY  AWSOME LIFE-------&******

OFFICE PARTY.day.--hOOR-RAy------LOOK AT MY OPPOSSTION SExy ass AIDE.

Add caption-u douchebag---daM MY ASSITANT--IS SEXY BEISDES GETITNG ME LATTIES--SHE DOES----UMMMM--FAVORS FOR--ME----DID U SEE THAT FACE--SMoking HOT.

The OFFICE party was GREAT.WE had punch n pizza-(wHAT)-------MUSIC BY---THis douchebag who WAS dressed ALL DIRTY--SINGING Boy bAND N AUTO-Tune-R N B standards--HE FUCKING SUcked.---ANY WAY---MY AIDE WAS THERE and she was lOOKING ALL SEXY in stuff---she was all oVER this---.--IT WAS Like going down AT THE office pARTY---I had  SWINGING gOOD TIME.------(off--in a corner sum guy---is vomiting wishing he never came to there stUPID shen---dig---trendylames. 

L00OK How GAY My oPPOSTION LOo00ks POSING WITH THE PILL BOTTLE.-LoOks STRANGLEY fAmailar-,)__-

Add caption Douchebag.=Nice fig leaf YOU SISSY-POSING WITH A PILL BOTTLE---(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY!)---I wonder what kinda of DRUGS he had in it--maybe--the Gambit--PERHAPS THE HOLY TRINITY--OF ZANAX-,SOMA,-OXY-(80'S)------AHHAHAHHH

________I SOMEHOW--ACCUQUIRED THSESE PICS OF MY OPPoSTIION--"(I HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE-i'm super-IMPORTANT--LIKE Paris hitlon,MTV-imPOrtant)---But they like stole thIS CAMERA OUT his CAR--AND I 'M SHOCKED THAT MY OPPONENT IS POSING WITH A BOTTLE OF PILLS_(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY)----WHO--KNEW--HE WAS--SUCH AN ADOINS-HUH---SIKE--"LO0000OK---AT_THIS***&*FAG--PUT SUM CLOTHES ON SISSY GEEZE--"YIKES"

LOOO00K AT -Me in myDOuchey HIPSTER GLASSES---wArBLY pARKER FRAMES--(i'm so hip n Trenady)

Add caption--I HAD TO DIS YA'LL--YoYLL->,">---------MY OPOSSITON COW -FACED WIFE--FUCKING HAG-VILLIE.

Add  CAPTION DOCUHEBAG=LOOK AT HOW HIP I LOok in my HIPSTER FUKING GLASSES-WARbLY-ParKER FRAMES--DOUCHEY SHITE------DID I MENTION HOW GAY MY OPPISOTION LOOKS ON DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAG&HASBEENS&WASHED-UP POLITICANS.

HEY--EVERYBODY like my Manger made me do this so---MY REAL FANS DON'T GET ALL MAD AT ME -OK--- I "LIKE" HAD TO DO THIS PHOTO-SHOOT--with my OPPOSTION OR WHAT EVEER--TO like show we really don't HATE EACH OTHER---(NOT--THAT--OH--NO!)---BUt they did lIKE FLY ME oUT TO DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAGS&HasBEENS---ALL--COMP----AND I GOT THE ROCK STar tReatment--but i had to do theSE Douchey pictures with his FAT UGLYDOG-SOW OF A- FACED WIFE--------SO DON'T THINK i'm Blame WORYH-I WILL FACETSTGRAMING MORE PHOTOS LATER FOR MY FOOlwers=====-followwer wers--lateter sO MEET ON TWATTTER--I'M SO KOOL EVERYONE---LOok at me--and reAD BOUT MY EXTCING LIFE-U DOCUEHY BATH-TUB SCUM--TARSH ON THE GROUND

DEBATES ZINGERS SCORE 9-4 FINAL SCOre for teaM DOUCHEBAG *Debate-DEATH MATCH- R Over and IT WAs SNOOZE FEST---THEY SAID A WHOLE BUNCH OF nOTHING. hiding there true intention IN LIES

n" I HOPE I LAND A ZINGER ON THIS TWIT" SAID THE INCUMBENT UNDER HIS BREATH--" I FUCKED YA WIFE at yur Presdential LIBARY COMMENCEMENT DINNER-u JerK-" RESONODED THE OPPPISOSITON

DO I HAVE TO shAKE THIS DOCUHEBAGS hand--?hello--how r u Old boy--the kids n wifE--" I HATE TO BE EVEN IN HIS PRESENCE--SLIMMY FELLOW

--"SMOKES CLEAR"_- DEBATES ARE OVER FOLKS,--WE-----R---IN THe--SPIN--R0OM- AFTER ALL THE ballons,spilled BEER,ChEErs N JEERS,and HYPE.--THE INCUMBENT--AND THE OPPSOSITION GOT DOWN  IN THE MAIN EVENT.*- ------------------------------_+_--======--==*DEATH*MATCH*-*DEBATE* --=------AnD THE  CANDATIES SAId  The EXACT sAME THINg------NOTHING------THEY BOTH USED A BUNCH OF DOUBLE-SPEAK-->TALKING OUT THE SIDE OF THERE MOUTH SLICK TALK--*((((-THEY USED A BUNCH OF  FANCY WORDS to hide a  Slew OF LIES THEerE TRYING SNEAK PAST THE AMERICAN FAT BELLYS PEOPLE.-----------SO VOTE CORPORATIST PARTY----(U GOT NO CHOICE BOTH PARTIES R EMPTY SUITS WITH NO SOLUTUONS)

*___--STUPID---SMUG.CUNT.FACE--.COM-WWW

Add caption Dummy.-----BUREACRAT BLackSMOKE----HE's a sMOKING gOOOD TIME.----------FUCKING .STUPID.SMUG,CUnt.FACCCE.--

_____________Look at this stupid,SMUG,CUnt.fACE.------I LOATHE HIM INTENSELY-"!

PRE--DEBATE-FEVOR-HITS US(AS THE INCUMBENT PREPARES TO FACE OPPISTION.

Add captionINCUMBENT--"LETS KEEP THIs a clean fight boys--there kids listening-"-''yes bratted litening to pop that thing or thuggyLIL-WHOEVER-HAT-BACKWARDS SKATEBOARD"--INCUMBENT---" LOOK I KNOW THE TRASH -DWELLLER R DIMB--BUT DAMMIT THERE AMERICANS-"-------THE INCUMBENT SHOWING HIS KENNDEYSQUE MOMNET OF HE-MANITY.

*---------------THIS FATAL FOUR-WAY--IS ABOUT TO GET under way folks this ------------------==------DEBATE--DEATH-MATCH---------iS beEN hyped f4r months ,ALL THE HARD WORK PUT In n--ALL  PRE-WORK prepP THESE CANADATIES HAVE PRActiced -these CANDAITES HAve run A LONG RACE---AND TONIGHT THE BIG NIGHT--WHERE THAY CAN GO BEFORE THE LAZY FAT STUPID AMERICAN PEOPLE AND PLEAD THERE CASE THAT THEY SHULD BE THE STEWARD TO STEAR THIS gGRAND SHIP WE CALL AMERICA-------EVEN THOU MOST AMERIACAN will be to busy on THERE I=PHONE,--Even thou the candidtes put on a great show in primetime telovison--the CANADATTES-- didn't even bother to ADRREESS -- all the POOR traSHs dweelllers living in a dumpster and all the trash dwellers who r falling into the FLITHcan because of economy is tanking and box-MART aNd BANKOF AMERICACityGROUPTrusTHEDGEFUNDScaPITAL. LLC,.'--R RAKING IN RECORDS PROFITS--$$$$$$ CHA---CHING-$$$$ BABY WHILE we fly on jets drinking latties-u fatties sit on dingy couches watching bullshit like real moMS from REAL AMERICA- BUT U WON'T EVEN READ THIS U 'LL be to busy fACESTAGRAMING ON YA IPHONE----WHILE STUFFING YA DUmb face  snaCKS.--zingers 

SLIT SLUTTDASHION WITH WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS--GETTING SPIED ON BY PAPARIZIA WITH a LONG LENS I-PHONE CaMera

WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS TAKING SLIT SLUTDASHION ON ---DATE TO NIGHT ON THE TOWN BEFORE HE POUNDS HER DOWN---AND SHE does what she does best---SPREADING HER LEGS

`_--*)__*-BREAKING NEWS-* -_"U HEAR IT FIRST"_____-_-LO0K At tHis TRENDY P0WeR COuplE -___-*STAR Shooting guard AND WHORE AFICIONADO FOR-the*CHICaGO*-----*DRUG-MULES* _------------****- JAMS OCTOBaLLS AND SLiT SLUTTDASHION-

-****__-_WHo;s claIM 2 FAME IS SPREADING HER LeGS FOR a B-GRADE p0P AUTO-TUNE Singer AND HER dAD DEFENDED THE MURDER-----O.J JUICESON------------IN THE CRIME OF THE CENTRUY-----------------()******(????REMEMBER HIM_??The GUY WHO ALLmOST CUT tHE head off his BABy MomMAs In a CrIme of PASSION AND GUTTED HER LITTLE BOY T0y)TEACH HER 2 CHEATON ME AGAIN----THEN THE LAWYERS DEVORURED ANY N ALL MONEY$$$$$-HE MANGED 2 SQUANDERED  AWAY-$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$