THE FISCAL BLACK-HOLE HAS BEEN AVERTED.--JUST IN TIME FOR THE NEW YEARS EVE CELEBRATION

HOO--RAY---------THE FISCAL BLACK-HOLE---HAS BEEN AVERTED--YAAAAAY.THE TRASH DWELLERS GET TO KEEP THERE ENTITLEMENTS-++++THE CORPORATIONS GET TO KEEP THERE SUBSIDIES.------A WIN--FOR ALL---IT'S GOOD TO SEE AMERICA FINALLY COMING TOGETHER---AFTER ALL THE  SILLY DIVSION  AND JUVENILE BEHAVIOR--THE PETTY SLURS OUT THE SIDE OF CUNT MOUTHED WELL COIFED HAIRED POLITICANS--AMERICA OUR GOVERMENT FINALLY GOVERNED.<--(WHO WOULD THOUGHT THAT COULD HAPPEN-HUH-??WHO WOULD SAW THAT COMING--HUH--????)AND NO ONE EVEN MENTIONED THIS 2012 BULLSHIT PRESIDENT OBEZZY HAVING TO DEAL WITH-------------GOD BLESS AMERICA------AND GOD BLESS DOUBLE MEAT.-------BE THANKFUL LITTLE BOY EVERYONE DOESN'T GET TO INDULGE IN 2 ALL BEEF PATTIES.

THE GOD OF DEBAUCHERY OR GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY SINGS YOUR SMEAR TACTICS HURT

AFTER ALL THE CAMPAIN POSTERS ARE TORN DOWN AND THERE ARE NO CAMPAIN PAMPLETS TO PASS OUT.AFTER THE HANDSHAKES HAVE BEEN EXCHANGED AND PETTY AIDES HAVE BEEN SENT HOME PENNY-LESS LFET TO FIND THERE OWN WAY HOME AFTER THE LOSS.-THE CONSESSION SPEECH SPIT THRU GRITTED TEETH--ALL THE SNIDE COMMENTS ABOUT THE WIVES OUT THE SIDE OF YA MOUTH AND THE SLURS--OH THE SLURS----ALL SMEAR TACTICS---AND THEY HURT.

----REST------IN-----PEACE----LITTLE SAMMY---MAY YOUR WEARY SOUL AT LAST GET THE PEACE WE ALL SO SEEK.

are We really in control in this life?----whene we can be snuffed  oUT so easily in the night....--in a blink of an eye---your gone,-- AND THERE yOu ARE-staring back at ME from a faded photograph with forlorn eyes---with so much life left inside u and ahead.let your poor tattered soul at last bask in the peace of eternal tranquility. rest in peace lil sammy.

AMERICA------>ENOUGH.!!!>>>.....HELP MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS BRING WHOLESUM DONNA REED/COSBAY SHOW ERA BACK>>>>....

 HELP ATRO  BRING THAT WHOLESUM FEEL GOOD DONNA REED,COSBY SHOW, FULL HOUSE--FEEL BACK----AMERICA WE---CAN000---DO---IT.----ALL WWE GOT DO IS---->END HIP HOP.--------------HIP HOP PROMOTES MURDER----AND IT DOES A DIS SERVICE TO BLACK CULTURE--------NAT KING COLE AND JIMI HENDRIX---TO THIS HIP HOP SHIT----------AMERICA WHERE NOT GONNA TAKE IT ANYMORE.

MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS--(ATRO'S _)--BIG SPEECH ON VIOLENCE

WHEN A MAN CAN'T GO TO THE MOIVES WITH HIS SEXY LIL PRINCESS VECAUSE SOME LOONEY TOON WANNA SHOOT--THE SHIT UP-LIKE HE IMATITING  SUM COWBOY/HIP HOP VIDEOS--SHIT.---------------------AMERICA ---->ENOUGH.

THE- RUMOURS_ R SWRILING---GOOGLE-- ? MYSPACE?->?-ATROBLIOUS-?-Who-BOMBED THE FACESTAGRAM SERVERS) ATROBLIOUS IS BELIEVED TO BE ONLY SUSPECT.

 SUM DOUCHEY  LOONEY TUNE WANNA TRY RUIN OUR HOLLLIDAYS WELL HE CAN'T CRUSH OUR MAERICAN SPIRIT--- WELL---AMERICAS DURING THIS HOLLIDAY SEASON WHICH HAS BEEN MORE SOUL STIRRING THEN USUALL--THANKS TO SUM DOUCHEY GREEN& LONLEY LAMES WANNA SHOOT SHIT U P LIKE  SUM COWBOY OR THUGGY RAP VIDEOS---

Add caption AS BY NOW U KNOW----THE FACEBBOOK SERVERS R DOWN---CAUSE U CAN'T BLOGG-----WELL ATROBLIOUS IS PROUD TO ANNOUCE THAT THE FACEBOOK SERVERS HAVE BEEN DESTROYED----REDUCED TO RUBBLE----IF ANY ONE WANTS TO CONTACT ME---I WILL BE ON MYSPACE LATTTER TO DAY---PERHAPS--I M VERY BUSY---THIS IS ATRO SIGING OFF---HAVE A LET AN CANATION FALL UPON THE EARTH AND HYPNOTISE THE LAMES TO BE PEACEFUL---------ALLS THEY WANT IS SUMONE TO LISTEN TO THEY PETTY-PITLY LIL PLANS--THAT ALL.

WE HAVE TO  DO BETTER AMERICA---THIS VILOENCE IS POSIONING THE BRAINS OF THE LAMES----THAT IS WHY I BOMBBED FACEBOOK SERVERS-----

NO HONEST REAL AMERICANS WHERE HURT IN THE MISSILE STRIKES UPON FACEBOOK SERVERS----------ONLY LAMES HAPPENED TO PERISH--NOTHING IMPORTANT---23 HIPSTERS DIES AS WELL--A LONG WITH 5899 SWAG-/EMO---FAGS-----MELTY TRENDY PLASTIC DEBRIES AND HAIR STLYES LITTER THE RUINS----------------------------------THIS DUDE ATRO BLOGGING BOUT THE MISSILE STRIKE FOR WEEKS ON HIS FACEBBOK PAGE-----THEY COMMING DOG---WHY U BLOGGGING ATRO-?-----DUDE- OPUSSY---ATRO----> PUSSY--I SAID--U LAMES LOSING IT WIT BLOGGING REALLLY--???___---->THIS FAECCBOOK SHIT LAME AS HECK--NOW U CAN'T BLOG--HA SNICKER

Add caption THIS JUST IN---U HEAR --IT FIRST.----THE--FACEBOOK--SERVERS WHERE DEMOLISHED BY A LATE NIGHT SNEAK  MISSILE ATTACK ON CHRISTMAS-EVE-I REPEAT THE FACEBOOK SERVERS H-AVE BEEN REDUCED TO RUBBLE.-THE DASTARDLY  MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS  IS RUMOURED TO BE  A CULPRIT OF INTERSEST.-ON THIS SOLEM DAY-- WE MORN.--LUCKILY ONLY LAMES PERISHED-THANKS GOD---AND YUR WATCHING MORNNG JOKE---BREWED BY $TARBUCK$--ALL SO BROUGHT  2 U-- BY--ATROBLIOUS BREAKFAST TEA-t---HE TEA DESPOTS DRINK.-DRINK-SIP-DRINK-SIP--Te@ of AUTO-KRATS-*

DURING THIS HOLLIDAY SEASON--LET US ALL GET ALONG------------TRASH DWELLER AND HEDGE-FUND--CHAP------------LET PEACE FALL OVER THE EARTH----LIKE JON LENNON--WANTED------------JON LENNON WOULD BE DISGUSTED BY WHAT U PETTY HUMANS TRY AND PASS  FOR HUMANTIY.--------AMERICA WE HAVE SPOKEN-----ENOUGH WITH THE VILOENT  HIP HOP----THE MILLION MURDEROUS HIP HOP VIDEOS--- AMERICA ITS TIME.----AMERICA HAS SPOKEN-----------THIS HIP HOP----SHIT----GOTTA==--GO-----------WE NEED TO GET BACK TO THE DONNA REED COSBY SHOW WHOLESUM FAMILY FUN AMERICA----AND NOT THIS COWBOY/SHOOT EM-UP--HIP HOP SHIT.----------AMERICA HELP--ATRO END----HIP HOP--WHICH PROMOTES MURDER AS A LIFESTYLE--

*-ELMO WITH HIS--UMMM-CROSS-DRESSING PARTNER -GROVER--AT THE-PROPAGANDA-NEWS-NETWORKS-PRESS-CONFERENCE TO ADDRESS-GAY SEX-ALLEGATIONS.

Add caption looK AT ELMO--WITH HIS CROSS-DRESSING-GAY-SEX HAVING LOVER---GROVER---THEY ARE A CUTE TRENDY COUPLE--HUH-.ALLMOST CUTER THAN LINDSEY GRAHAM AND FRANK LUNTZ--HUH

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ELMO AT HIS PROPAGANDA NEWS-NETWORK-PRESS-CONFERENCE TO EITHER ADRESS ALL THE GAY SEX-ALLEGATIONS WITH TEENAGE BOYS OR TO FINALLY MAKE IT OFFICAL TISSUE AND JUST CUM OUT THE CLOSET.THE DOUCHEY PRESS CORE-AWAITS WITH BAITED BREATH.ELMO WITH HIS CROSS-DRESSING-GAY-SEX HAVING UMMM--PARTNER WHO'S THERE FOR MORALE SUPPORT.---WE CUT TO ELMOS SPEECH ---U HEAR--IT----FIRST------FOLKS---.FIRST--HIP--HOP.NOW SEASUME STREET.WHO'S NEXT TO ACCEPCT GAY SEX INTO THERE OFFICial PLATFORM--?--THE--CORPORATE PARTY-???/----NAH----NEVER--THAT.----THOSE DOUCHEY JERKS WOULD NEVER BECOME ENLIGHTEN--HUH._(WAIT--WHAT ABOUT-GAY-SEX LINDSEY GRAHAM--??---WELL I GUESS THEY TURN A BLIND EYE TO  OLD-LACEY LINDSEY)--------THE~GOD~OF~DEBAUCHERY~OFFICIAL-POLICY ON GAY SEX IS THIS-------LET THEM--DO THERE THING.ITS--NONE----OF YOUR BIZ-NESS WHAT GROWN-FOLKS-DO IN THERE BEDROOMS.----HEY==I USED TO FUK LIL WAYNE BACK IN HIS BEN FRANKLIN HIGH SCHOOL DAYS--*(TRUE--STORY---DOG.--ME AND WEEZZY HAD HOT STEAMY GAY--SEX--IN HIS PURPLE JAGUAR--BIRDY-BIRDMAN---WAS MAD---ASS-- THE FUCK.----THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY STRIKES AGAIN

MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS IS BACK!!--BACK ON TWITTER-AFTER DRAKE+GROVER NORQUIST+NEWT GINGRICH WANNA RUN IN RAT TO THE TWITTER AUTHORITES LIKE A LITTLE BITCHES.

Add caption--GROVER NORQUOST MAD CAUSE I EXPOSED HIS KINKY-ASS-FETISH---OF ORDERING USED PANTIES OFF-E-BAY--FROM CREEPS IN ASIA---CAUSE HE CAN GET HIS LITTLE SNIFF ON OR WHATEVER

Add caption ATRO----"LOOK THE PRINCESS MADE ME WEAR THIS GAY TWEED JACKET"--WE JUST CLNKING OUR GLASSES TO LAMES.

L00K AT MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS AND THE PRINCESS TOASTING TO MY TWITTER TRIUMPH.JUST CHILL-LAXING-CLINKING OUR GLASSES OF BUBBLY TO THOSE LOSER LAMES.-(TAKE-THAT-TAKE-DAT--DIDDY DANCING ON U LAMES)-----ATRO BACK!--ATRO BACK BABY-ON TWITTER.AFTER LOBBING BIZ STONE,JACK DORESY,&EVAN WILLIAMS.(WHO AM I KIDDING----I BLACK-MAILED THEM DUDES WITH PHOTOS OF THE  WILD MYSPACE MANSION PARTY--(SHIT WENT DOWN DOG-WHO SAID SIlicon valley don't know HOW TO PARTY.THEM GEEKS DO IT REAL BIG)--DRAKE OLE SOFT ASS MAD.-OH Y0U MAD GROVER NORQUIST--CAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS YOU BE ORDERING USED PANTIES OFF E-BAY FROM ASIA---CAUSE U WANNA GET YA LITTLE SNIFF ON OR WHATEVER.---AND THE STREETS BEEN KNOWING ABOUT NEWTY"S SEXUAL EXPLOITS ----I MEAN--CALISTA DOME ACTION IS LEGENDARY IN THE HALLS OF CONGRESS-DOG.----SHIT--THE SENATE POLICE CAUGHT GROVER NORQUIST BEHIND THE SENATE BULIDING MASTERBATING TO A BUSK STATUE OF HARRY TRUMAN.TRUE STORY-DOG.

lOOK AT JERMaINE HERMAN CAIN tHE 3RD chilling AT CORPORATE ELK LoDge

yung JermaNIE HERMAN CAIN THE 3RD JUST KICKING IT AT THE CORPORATE ELKS LODGE---HOLDING HIS HIGH BALL LOOKING FUCKING DAPER

Add caption MY MY DOES YUNG JERMAINE CAIN THE 3RD HAVE HIS FATHERS
 CHARM

lOOK it's BOY DICTATOR KIM-WANG-UN WITH sum RANDOM CORPOARTE STEPFORD WIVES AT A CHARITY GALA FOR THE ATROBLIOUS FAMILY

- THE CHARITY GALA AT CASTLE ATROBLIOUS WAS A SUCK-CESS----WE RAISED-$15 BILLIONS DOLLARS FOR  THE TRASH DWELLERS EDUCATION  FUND---SO THEY WHEN THEY POST THERE PETTY ASS--COMMENTS ON FACEBOOK--THEy ARE AT LEAST LEGIBLE-----FYCKING TRASH DWELLERS ---THINKING THEY PART OF THE CORPOARTE PARTY(--FUCK OUT HERE---U DIRTY SHOE TOWN WORKERS -r not  ALLOWED)-----SEAN HANITY OLE WANTING TO ACCEPT ILLEGAL IMMIGRATION-into corporate paltform---U WRoNG SEAN---I SAW THE SHIT--ON FOX NEWs-----U FOR IMMAGRATION now?--REALLY HANITY--?----AILES GONNA SEND U TO CNN IF U DON'T SHUT YA WELL COIIFED HAIR +MOUTH.

-LAME FACEBOOK USER-----BOY--DIKATOR KIN-YANG-UN--

LOOK AT BOY-DICKTATOR KIM-YANG-UN-----THE DESPOT RULER OF THE WALLED KINGDOM OF THE BAD KOREA --lOOK AT him SChmOOZING WITH THOSE CORPOARTE STEPFORD WIVES/NUT RAGS--HUH----DUDE CORPOARTE WOMEN ARE SEXY AS THE FUCK-------DID U SEE THE BLONDE--?-----SHE SMOKING HOT YO.----

THE~GOD OF DEBAUHCERY-OR THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY SINGS YOUR A PETTY MINOR VILLIAN.

YOUR A PETTY MINOR VILLAIN--NO---ONE---CARES--ABOUT---YOUR PLANS-----DRAKES GOONS BEAT ME--TO A BLOODY MES;;S THEN THEY PISSED ON ME.--------SIKE-------DRAKES A SOFT LAME AND SO HIS LIL CREW---SOFT AS CANADA LAMES----FUCK OUT HERE---I'M NOLA FRESH-------SPARE ME I SAW THE SHIT---DOG---U POSING ON THE FACEBOOK CAMERA'S U GOT NO CREDIABILTY-----PETTY AMOUNT TYPE LAME

MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS+THE INVISIBLE CORPORATION SPONSORED the TEENS AGAINST DRUG USING SUMMIT.

Add caption--LOOK AT SLUTSY GRABBING ON MY CHIEF OF STAFF COCK---WHAT THE LIL SLUT-----WORD ON THE STREET MYSPACE TOM N THE FACEBOOK FOUNDERS RAN A TRAIN ON HER--BUT I DON'T NOTHING ABOUT IT.-------YIKES.

Add caption-----SAY WHAT U WANT ABOUT SLUTSY----BUT I-WOULD RUN UP IN IT WITH THE QUICKNESS---WORD--UP-----I BET MY CHIEF OFF STAFF WAS PLOUGHING DAT BEHIND DA BLECHERS OF THE HIGH SCHOOL--AFTER THE SUMMIT

THE TEENS AGAINST DRUGS USING SUMMIT-OR TAD-U WAS A SMASHING SUCK-CESS----MELANIOUS ATROBLIOUS UNFORTUNATELY COULD NOT ATTEND-(HE HAD IMPORTANT PRESSING BIZ-NESS WITH EMPEROR PALPATINE AND DARTH VADER)-SINCE I COULD N'T ATTEND I sent my CHIEF OF STAFF IN MY PLACE TO MAKE  SURE THINGS  WENT SMOOTHLY.WE HAD POP-STAR/WHORE-IT-GIRL OF THe MOment SLUTSY SLUTHAN SPEAKINg to the kids--CAUSE SHE'S SUCH A GOOD R0LE  MODEL.--(WE couldn't get teen mom--the tramps had a prior speaking engagement)---but CHECK OUT MY CHEIF OF STAFF LOOKING DAPER WITH SLUTSY----ON THE RED CARPET.QUITE TRENDY IF I SAY SO MYSELF.

ON the MYSPACE CORPORATE JET.

Add caption YEA MYSPACE TOM AND THE FACEBOOK FOUNDER R RUNNING A TRAIN ON SLUTSY SLUT-HAN--IT SULT/GIRL OF TH E MOMENT.I;M JUST DRINKING MY HIGH BALL LOOKING SEXY IN THE BACK GROUND---TRYING PRETEND I DON'T SMELL HER NASTY-NESS FILLING THE AIR.

OH,I'M UBER BUSY NOW DAYS--I'M just waiting on the tarmac for the MYSPACE CORPORATE JET TO be refueled.Myspace TOM IS TRYING SIGN ME TO MYSPACE RECORDS( i may sign with MALBRO RECORDS,Dow CHEMICAL RECORDS HAVE EXPRESSED INTEREST).HE'S  BEEN LAVISHING ME WITH GIFTS&WHORES.THE MYSPACE PROVIDED GROUPIES/SLUTS JUST ARRIVED.THAnks myspace.I'M Just holding my high ball loOKING DAPER AS FUCK-like THE WHOLESUM,HANDSOME HUNK I AM.--____*---BY----NOW---I'M TRENDING.*___AND THIS SPENT has-BEEN NICKOLDEN STARLET IS EYE-BALLING ME  REAL SLUTTY LIKE.--I THINK I'VE SEEN HER in sum stupid family friendly BULLSHIT moive BEFORE.BUT ALL I'm doing is staring up her dress-because she flashing me.--__*---BY----NOW-----I'M-----REALLY----TRENDING.*___-------I OVER HEAR MYSPACE TOM AND THE FACEBOOK FOUNDERS PLOTTING ON  RUNNING A TRAIN-- ON--SLUTSY SLUT-HAN--AND PUTTING UP ON YOUTUBE-YEA---DUDE IT GOES DOWN ON THE MYSPACE CORPORATE JET.

I FEEL SORRY FOR MITT ROMENY->--BO0-H00--HE WAS A SCARIFICIAL LAMB FOR THE CORPORATIST.---YIKES-----..>

Add caption----U THINK U CAN JUST GO ON MY SPACE AND TRASH-UP OUR NAME--WHO DO U THINK U R---U LITTLE PETTY SLIMMY FUCKER---HOW DARE U TALK ABOUT ANANAS MAKE-UP-----TAG----IS COMING FOR U IN DA STREETS U LIL SQUIRM-SHIFTY EYED- FUCK-(MITT ROMENY CALLING SOMEONE SHIFTY-EYED--ISN'T DAT A CONTRIDICITON OR SOMETHING====PLEASE--GEEZZE--I'M REASONABLE.

DAM---MY MAN MITTENS LOOKING DISHSEVELED AS FUCK--HUH--===----?------DAM LOOOKING LIKE ANA MADE HIM GO GET GAS N STARBUKC COFFEEE=====----LOOOKING ALL HOPELESS---AND REJECTED--LIKE A WHORE ON PROM NIGHT------WHO KNEW A MAN WIT SO MUCH $$$$$$ COULD LOOK so sad.--HUH-?---I DIDN'T KNOW ROMNEY-BOT---HAD FEELING---but fuck---THIS CONFIRMS IT,DUDE LOOKS BEATEN.------> THE PEASANT R JUST RUNNING WILD---PEASNANTS RUN WILD----JUST SAYING WHAT EVER THEY FEE;L-----NOT KNOWING THERE PLACE----JUST getting a lil to loose wit ---it----"LIIKE I WAS WHAT U WROTE BOUT MY WIFE ON DA MYSAPCE PAGE OR WHATEVER------AND IT WOULDN'T NICE----UHHH---TAG IS GOING SEE U IN THE STRREEETS U STUPID SLIMMY FUCKER"-----what mitt romeny said bout me in  PRIVATE.--GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY-STRIKES AGAIN.--~G.O.D~ A-SUBSIDIARY OF THE INVISIBLE CORP.INC.-A GOD~OF ~DEBAUCHERY-PRODUCT.

yung ALLEN WEST Jr Was caught by our TMZ CAMERA'S wit PuSSY VON-SLIMMY-SON AT A TRENDY CLUB DOING BATH SALTS.

Add caption----LOOK AT MY LAME OPPENEENT HOLDING ROSES FOR HIS OLE LADY I JUST GOT FINSHED RUNNING UP IN.--HE'S ALL THE NEW STANDARD BEARER OR WHAT-EVER FOR THE CORPORATE PARTY------STUPID LAMES-WANANA BE POPULAR TYPE.

***---meanwhile-------AT CLUB-TRENDY SPOT THE ELITES PROJENCY HEATS UP THE DANCE FLOOR AND  DEPLETE ---THERE SERA-OTONION LEVELS.WELL,THERE WAS YUNG ALLEN H.W WEST JR IN  A PRIVATE PARTY ROOM WIT PuSSY VON-SLIMMY-SON CHATTING IT UP DOING BATHS SALTS OR WHAT EVER TRENDY DRUG THE KIDS R INDULGING IN NOW A DAYS.-(THE KIDS HAVE TAKEN IT BEYOND--PILLS---OH---NO-!)--------LATER IN THat evenING YUNG ALLEN H.W .WEST JR SMASHED PUSY VON-SLIMMY-SON IN A TRASHCAN OUT BACK BEHIND THE TRENDY ASS CLUB.AS SHITTY TECHNO MUSIC ESCAPED OUT THE DOOR THERE SECURITY DETAIL WAS HOLDING.---THE end.-u ;lame&*$@#$%^&*())()_)OIUYT+(*&&**

*--THE ALL NEW CORPORATE PARTY.-(NOW INCLUDING ILLEGALS,COLOREDS,WOMEN-+Gays)

Add caption DOUCHEBAG----LOOK AT ELMOS OLE GAY SEX HAVING ASS---THEY LET HIM IN THE CORPORATE PARTY----MAN!---THE CORPORATE PARTY IS STARTING TO SUCK.

THE ALL NEW CORPORATE PARTY------NOW-----INCLUDING-------WOMEN,GAYS,ELMO,COLOREDS,MICKEY MOUSE,ILLEGALS----(HA,HA---SEAN HANITY NOW WANT IMMIGRATION IN THE CORPORATE PLATFORM.)-------THE NEW CORPORATE PARTY-------WANTS ALLL THE VOTES THE TRASH --DWELLERS WILL GIVE-------NOW--INLCUDING PEOPLE WHO R DIFFERNERNT-----REMEMBBER TO VOTE----AND VOTE---CORPORATE----------U CAN------TRUST--US.

---GOD OF DEBAUCHERY IS A GOOD GUY NOW.

*-----------MY BIG--IMAGE MAKEOVER----

(WOW-- I WENT-FROM DICK-TOTOR TO PHILANTROPIST---IN BLINK OF AN EYE-DAM THAT WAS FAST)---

Add caption THATS JUST ME WIT MY SHIRT OFF BOUT TO GO READ TO SUM BLIND KIDS.

I'M JUST YUR ABOVE AVERAGE HUNK-NEXT-DOOR TYPE THROWING THE FOOTBALL WIT DA KIDS,WALKING OLD LADIES ACROSS THE STREET TYPE.*-----MY IMAGE MAKE-OVER OR WHAT EVER*****attention******-------I'M A GOOD GUY NOW----NO-MORE BEN LINUS/AL SWEARENGER TYPE SHENNIGINS--(i swear)______________Think before u speak.LOOK before u leap.SAID SOME wise man.-BUT some would rather 

live there petty lives HEAD-FIRST.RISKING THERE HEAD BEING DETACTHED FROM THERE VERY BODY.----*--THOSE OF U WHO HAVE THE PLEASURE-OR NOT-OF KNOWING ME PERSONALLY,KNOW I CARE very little-if any.If u contiue to exist.--IN FACT APATHY SEEPS FROM MY PORES MAKING ALL WHO ENCOUNTER ME VERY UNCOMFORTABLE.------WHAT--I GUESS I'M SAYING IS-ITS NO FUN PULLING FINGER NAILS FROM FINGER TIPS----I'M A GOOD GUY NOW.--JUST YUR ABOVE-AVERAGE HUNK NEXT DOOR TYPE THROWING THE FOOTBALL WIT DA KIDS.

I'M A GOOD GUY--NOW----so-WHAt--yea i used to be-a BEN LINUS/AL SWEARNGER-TYPE--OF RUTHLESS STREET KINGPIN-OR WHAT-EVER----(HEY EVERYONE DOES 

EVIL SHIT-IN THERE YOUTH HUH-?)---NOW I'M just your above-average-HUNK-NEXT DOOR TYPE.

WE------WON-----for once.-ON this historiC ERECTION DAY OF OUR FIRST MORMAN PRESIDENT.--->SIKE<---U FUcKING LOST U STUPID PLUTO-KRAT-PENSION STEALing cunt face---HA TAKE DAT TO MUCH MAKE-UP ANA ROMENY.

Add caption----WE-------WON----U LOST---ROMENY/RYAN-----TAKE DAT -TAKE DAT--DIDDY DANCING ON YA CORPSE.

Add caption--SWAG FAG-----LOOK AT THAT CORPORATE WHORE RONALD MACDONALD----ON HIS KNEES AS MY FOOT REST---SUM --PEOPLE WILL DO ANY THING FOR --CASH---
$$$$$

Like on this histric or what ever election day--------I WAS BUSY--BUSY--hosting important dignatiries---AS U CAN SEE FROM MY NO-INTEREST-PICS---I WILL BE (TWATTING-LATER)-NO I WILL NOT BE FACESTAGRAMING--SORRY---------ANY WAY----THIS IS NO BIG DEAL-----!-----JUST DARTH FUCKING VADER---BOWING BEFORE ME--NO BIGGIE---IN MY LIKE THRONE ROOM---(DON'T MIND THE BLOOD.OK---THE help is gonna clean dat up"------"darth vader please--u r a minor league petty villian compared to me----Kool it down with the vitoirol--or what ever-----stop with da tuff talk--"----ME PUTTING DARTH VADER IN HIS FUCKING PLACE.-------lay the fuck off the make up aNN ROMENY--GEEZE LEAVE SUM TO THE MORMAN IMAGINATION-----YIKES----"Now can start talking about cabinet postions--allready--/----o-baby-----don;t forget all dat dissent i sowed---boom---take dat--MITTENS ROMENY.-DOUCHEY TECHNO-KRAT-CUNT.

I HAVE AN IMPORTANT DIGNITIARY COMING TO MEET WITH me to on this uber important election day.----(waaayy more important than sum stupid election of president of the trash dwellers.

Add caption----~THE~G.O.D~ SUMMIT--WAS----SMASHING SUCK-SESS.---"DARTH VAder--- agreed to many contracts,----as U KNOW WE ORDERED 10 DEATH STARS----19,THOUSAND General Grievous --droids---so don't even think about disssent u trash dwellers"

Add caption  what a smile that DARTH VADER HAS----HUH-----AND LOOK AT ME JUST YUR GUY NEXT DOOR HUNK TYPE---NOTHING TO FUKING HANDSOME ABOUT ATRO THE NEVER AGING MAN ---LIKE RICHARD ALPRET OR JONNY GREENWOOD----?EHAT?-------DIRECT HATE RIGTH HERE FOLKS--THANKS.

ANYWAY--like i know everyone is so frayed at the seams like a perfectly pair of cut jeans that i'm wearing rock them so kool in all-----BUT---LIKE THE  ANNUAL~.G.O.D~ ------Summit IS BEING HELD TO--DAY------AND I HAVE WAAAAAAY BIGGGER GUEST THANK ANY DUMB ALL DAY PUNDIDT SHOW BLABBBING BOUT POLLS,AND COIFFED HAIR,------ANYWAY------THAT ME AND FUKING DARTH VADER HAVING A SIT-DOWN OR WHAT EVER---''We came to a lot of things --that we really agree on---and MElnious ATROBLIOUS HAS ORDER 10 BRAND NEW DEATH STAR FOR THE EMPIRE TO BUILD SO HE CAN CRUSH DISSENT.DArth vader and THE EMPIRE-- WOULD LIKE TO THANK THE ATROBLIOUS ADMINISTRATION,MELANIOUS,THE PRINCESS,$$$$$$$$$,BRIBES,~GOD~OF~DEBAUCHERY~INC.--------DARTH VADER'S FUCKING--PRESS RELEASE.

Sinster faced oppisistion SURROGATES.

Add caption-----DOUCHEBAG-----"HIS FACE SICKENS ME.bUT HE MAKES GOOD SPEECHS."---HE'S GREAT WIT FOREIGNY POLICY--WONder-kid-the future------------domestic poilicy--played like a game of risk---no betttter  MONnOPOLY--$$$$$$$$

Look AT THIS corporatist Party  campgain suRRogate.With his evil-lOOking face--TAking  trendy pintterst pics with haS-been starlets----lAUGHING WITH ya smug -cunt--off--a face;?>>,.--I bet ya empty-head-arsticratic Step-ford--wife Snorts crushed up zanax OFF YUR SEXY ASS-FUCK-ABS (TONED AS SHIT Bro-)u---SLIMMY fucker you.theN U get to plow her--u lucky bastard.-THEN AFTER u get to hang in the after glOW--PLANNING OUT OUR POLICY-LIKE a game of final fanSTY--?<>^%&*()__)(*&^&^^&*()_)(*&^%&*()

~The~GOAD~OF~DOuChEBaGGGEREY~--glossy-B.97FM--RADIO MIX-TRENDY SINGLE

HEY EVERYBODY --HERES My OVER [PRODUCED BULLSHIT--FULL FRILLS-N BULLSHIT OVER--DUBS--AND EFFECETS--I'M Looking for FORWARD TO selling out the for the corporations--.

LOOK AT ME-I'LL SUCK THE LIFE OUT THE ROOM.LOOK AT ME I'M SUCH DOUCHE.I'LL PROLLY SPEW ON U .LOOK AT YOU SOWING DISSENT WITH ALL YUR FRIENDS.AGAIN.lOOK at ME-THIS FAIRY TALE IS A ROUSE.----THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGEREY--ALL HAIL N WAVE--THE PEASANTS ARE SMILING OR ELSE BE FLAYED.-LOOK at ME.THEY DRAG YUR CORPSE THREW THE STREETS WITH GLEE.Look at me CONFETTIS SOAKED.BUT I won.LOOK at me.LOOK ta me i'm so kool DJING at trendy CLUBS.LOOK ME YOUR FAVORITE AUOT-KRAT.---THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGGEREY--KISSED THE TOAD.aPPEARED THE PRINCESS.in a wift of smOKE.------TAA---DAAA---;;* ---
----------------------------------> DIRECT HATE HERE.
THNAKS.------DARK OVER LORD-KARL---ROVE BUMPS MY SHIT---AND WHAT!--TRENDy.

The~Goad~of~Douchebaggerey~--hot trendy,glossy,pro-tools 14.4 rig single

oh heres my trendy ass glosssy ass fuck single i recorded on a tape deck i got at box-mart--to be all difficult--n trendy----SO u Can MAKE Fun of it if u want to--i'll just be off in the corner crying about regime change---tHE beleagured auto-cratic-socialist with a crown wearing down his fine shoulders n head.OH MY--THE GOAD OF DOUCHEBAGGERERY---ALL SMILES N WAVES-- --OH LOKK AT U SOWING DISSENT WITH ALL YUR FRIENDS--AGAIN!--YIKES.

THE TRENDY-----EST-JEANS U CAN )$$$$BUY$$$$$---MY FALL CLOTHING LINE

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 EVERYBODY my clothing line will be dropping___--(get it dropping-i'm so clever)---HeresMy DOUCHEY FALL LINE UP.iT CONSISTS OF SHIRTS AND jeans I smeared paint on to make it Look hip--tHEN- I wrote CrudE PHRASES on them.

--DAM---THERE DAZZLINGLY------THEY LOOOOK TRENDY ASS HELL----I WANT--TO---$$$$$ BUY THOSE TRENDY JEANS------EVERYBODY ELSE IS WEARING THEM--*------A SUbsidiary of `~god~of~debauchery~iINC---A TRASHCAN COMPANY.

I EVEN GOT----A--LIST--- CELEBRITIES TO MODEL MY DUDS--I FLEW THEM TO THIS SEXY LOCATION(TRASH--VILLie)--and WhOLLIia---magic-DO u HAVE--ZANAX EFFENRON OR TEEN QUEEN,-DREAM STAR,SINGER,ACTOR,PRODUCER AND SLUT IN THE MAKING*_________ SLIME-ELLA SLIMME-INGBALL.-------------wELL I HOPE U LIKE MY PHOTO SPREAD---G0----BUY MY TRENDY ASS JEANS-------*-------EVERYBODY WEARING THEM--*---SHOULDN'T U BE---FOLLOWING ALONG----------------------------------*--A-subsidary of ~god~of~debauchery~inc-A-TRASH-CAN-CORPORATION-*

THE fabled glamourous life of a forgotten DRUg-kingpin-who destroyed him-self-and nobody cares about him---SIKE-OLE PETTY AMOUNT TYPE GUY

Add caption----The fabled-GLAMOROUS life OF A FORGOTTEN DRUGKINGPIN----(SIKE----OLE PETTY AMOUNT TYPE LAME/LOSER.------------TISK--TISK.

MELANIOUS Atroblious sat slumped as allways in the back seat,Behind mysterious smoky gray tint with the windows rolled up tight as they can go.He was parked in a rather sordid part of new orleans.He was awaiting the arrival of little SAU-NU-NU or whatever he was calling himself these days in streets.As Melanious LEERED at the decrepit landscape before him.He briefly glanced back into his mind to recall how he had come up here,grown here,thrived here and nearly died.A fleeting feeling of rancour and disgust swelled deep inside.But only momentarily.Then it went.It didn't mATTER REALLY to MElanious.He dosen't care much wene it came down to it.But enough of that taxing matter.An incorrigible fellow if there ever was one.'' Under the street light.''said a voice over a radio transmission of a secruity consultant.''We have visual."Melanious had all ready seen the hulking figure walking with an all most giddy skippping gait.This DOUCHEBAG didn't think of using any discretion.But what do you expect of a common street thug.WHat manner did u expect?And this little piece of trash measured up superbly-He was as good of a scum as they come.Little SUA-NU-NU ambled up to the car pants sagging.MEN ON THE FRINGES OF DARKNESS IN-CIRCLED HIM WITH WEAPONS DRAWN-UNBEKNOWN TO THE HEARTLESS THUG."Whats goody play boy.How you living?"HE let off grunt of sorts,which i guessed was some kind of  greeting of sorts for his street kin.''You balling as allways I see."said Little SUA-NU-NU with his stupid mouth gleaming with faded gold.Melanious said nothing.AND looked at him derisivly.''PLease spare me your pleasantries.What have you to tell me about that matter."asked MELANIOUS getting right to the point.THen little SUA-NU-NU STARTED his tale.'' Well little woo-woo told me that shorty-doo--wop saw big truck scammming on."After listening to his stupid story for a few minutes.I grew tired of hearing his incoherent  tales of hood nonsense.Then he said something that made me really angry.The situation deteriorated quickly."What u mean I can't pump no more."As little SUA-NU-NU grew more agitated."What you mean you not breaking me off no more."AS little SUA-NU-NU began to get beside him self with me.MELANIOUS WAS Hardly listening."All that dirt I did for you.All dat shit I know about you-?"LIttle SUA-NU-NU stopped and smirked for a second.GOLD teeth gleaming.AND in that moment I  threw the garrot around his neck made of the thickest gauge piano wire u can buy and i calmly rolled up the window and told my driver to drive!little SUA-NU-NU TRIED TO RUN A LITTLE BEFORE we picked up to much speed/THE SAD,WEEPISH LOOK HE GAVE ME AS HE GAZED LONGINGLY INTO THE MYSTERIOUS,SMOKY GRAY TINTED WINDOW HOPING I WOuld perhaps SAVE HIM or better YET SHOW HIM MERCY.TISK.TISK.BY that time MELANIOUS had ALL READY GROWN TIRED OF LOOKING AT HIM.

My Opposition Thinks Like He So Won The Debates.-----He's A Douche

Add caption-----Wow! Look at those Guns. He's the second coming of Saint Reagan

His vice presidential candidate. My opponent is all on cloud nine because everyone thinks he did so well in the debates. He drank a coca-cola for the first time. He was amped. I don't know why my opponent let these photos leak to the press. I guess to let them salivate to his next appearance. But, check out his guns. What a hunky, hunk, hunkdom--===9000-[0-==------- We heart him. 

HEY EVeRYbOdy its your FAVORITE AUTOCRAT---LIVE iN THE FLESH--I hope-my corpse doesn't get dragged thur the STRREETS

Add caption DOUCHEBAG----Ahhhhh--LOOK ITS OUR FAVORITE---AUTO*CRAT----LETS HOPE HIS BODY DOSEN'T GET DRAGGED THUR A DINGY STREET--WHILE THE PEASANTS GET CELL--PHONE PICS SOUVENIORS---YAYAY--WHAT A WAY FOR A WORLD LEADER TO FALL HUH--GIGGLES

-----------*______________OUR-----FAVORITE-------AUTO----CRATIC---TECHNOCRATIC------SOLICALIST----DESPOT WITH CROWN--WEIGHTING----DOWN HIS HEAD----booo---hooooo---------@#$%^&************_____________I will be twaTTing laTer MORE ABOUT MY  AWSOME LIFE-------&******

OFFICE PARTY.day.--hOOR-RAy------LOOK AT MY OPPOSSTION SExy ass AIDE.

Add caption-u douchebag---daM MY ASSITANT--IS SEXY BEISDES GETITNG ME LATTIES--SHE DOES----UMMMM--FAVORS FOR--ME----DID U SEE THAT FACE--SMoking HOT.

The OFFICE party was GREAT.WE had punch n pizza-(wHAT)-------MUSIC BY---THis douchebag who WAS dressed ALL DIRTY--SINGING Boy bAND N AUTO-Tune-R N B standards--HE FUCKING SUcked.---ANY WAY---MY AIDE WAS THERE and she was lOOKING ALL SEXY in stuff---she was all oVER this---.--IT WAS Like going down AT THE office pARTY---I had  SWINGING gOOD TIME.------(off--in a corner sum guy---is vomiting wishing he never came to there stUPID shen---dig---trendylames. 

L00OK How GAY My oPPOSTION LOo00ks POSING WITH THE PILL BOTTLE.-LoOks STRANGLEY fAmailar-,)__-

Add caption Douchebag.=Nice fig leaf YOU SISSY-POSING WITH A PILL BOTTLE---(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY!)---I wonder what kinda of DRUGS he had in it--maybe--the Gambit--PERHAPS THE HOLY TRINITY--OF ZANAX-,SOMA,-OXY-(80'S)------AHHAHAHHH

________I SOMEHOW--ACCUQUIRED THSESE PICS OF MY OPPoSTIION--"(I HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE-i'm super-IMPORTANT--LIKE Paris hitlon,MTV-imPOrtant)---But they like stole thIS CAMERA OUT his CAR--AND I 'M SHOCKED THAT MY OPPONENT IS POSING WITH A BOTTLE OF PILLS_(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY)----WHO--KNEW--HE WAS--SUCH AN ADOINS-HUH---SIKE--"LO0000OK---AT_THIS***&*FAG--PUT SUM CLOTHES ON SISSY GEEZE--"YIKES"

LOOO00K AT -Me in myDOuchey HIPSTER GLASSES---wArBLY pARKER FRAMES--(i'm so hip n Trenady)

Add caption--I HAD TO DIS YA'LL--YoYLL->,">---------MY OPOSSITON COW -FACED WIFE--FUCKING HAG-VILLIE.

Add  CAPTION DOCUHEBAG=LOOK AT HOW HIP I LOok in my HIPSTER FUKING GLASSES-WARbLY-ParKER FRAMES--DOUCHEY SHITE------DID I MENTION HOW GAY MY OPPISOTION LOOKS ON DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAG&HASBEENS&WASHED-UP POLITICANS.

HEY--EVERYBODY like my Manger made me do this so---MY REAL FANS DON'T GET ALL MAD AT ME -OK--- I "LIKE" HAD TO DO THIS PHOTO-SHOOT--with my OPPOSTION OR WHAT EVEER--TO like show we really don't HATE EACH OTHER---(NOT--THAT--OH--NO!)---BUt they did lIKE FLY ME oUT TO DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAGS&HasBEENS---ALL--COMP----AND I GOT THE ROCK STar tReatment--but i had to do theSE Douchey pictures with his FAT UGLYDOG-SOW OF A- FACED WIFE--------SO DON'T THINK i'm Blame WORYH-I WILL FACETSTGRAMING MORE PHOTOS LATER FOR MY FOOlwers=====-followwer wers--lateter sO MEET ON TWATTTER--I'M SO KOOL EVERYONE---LOok at me--and reAD BOUT MY EXTCING LIFE-U DOCUEHY BATH-TUB SCUM--TARSH ON THE GROUND

DEBATES ZINGERS SCORE 9-4 FINAL SCOre for teaM DOUCHEBAG *Debate-DEATH MATCH- R Over and IT WAs SNOOZE FEST---THEY SAID A WHOLE BUNCH OF nOTHING. hiding there true intention IN LIES

n" I HOPE I LAND A ZINGER ON THIS TWIT" SAID THE INCUMBENT UNDER HIS BREATH--" I FUCKED YA WIFE at yur Presdential LIBARY COMMENCEMENT DINNER-u JerK-" RESONODED THE OPPPISOSITON

DO I HAVE TO shAKE THIS DOCUHEBAGS hand--?hello--how r u Old boy--the kids n wifE--" I HATE TO BE EVEN IN HIS PRESENCE--SLIMMY FELLOW

--"SMOKES CLEAR"_- DEBATES ARE OVER FOLKS,--WE-----R---IN THe--SPIN--R0OM- AFTER ALL THE ballons,spilled BEER,ChEErs N JEERS,and HYPE.--THE INCUMBENT--AND THE OPPSOSITION GOT DOWN  IN THE MAIN EVENT.*- ------------------------------_+_--======--==*DEATH*MATCH*-*DEBATE* --=------AnD THE  CANDATIES SAId  The EXACT sAME THINg------NOTHING------THEY BOTH USED A BUNCH OF DOUBLE-SPEAK-->TALKING OUT THE SIDE OF THERE MOUTH SLICK TALK--*((((-THEY USED A BUNCH OF  FANCY WORDS to hide a  Slew OF LIES THEerE TRYING SNEAK PAST THE AMERICAN FAT BELLYS PEOPLE.-----------SO VOTE CORPORATIST PARTY----(U GOT NO CHOICE BOTH PARTIES R EMPTY SUITS WITH NO SOLUTUONS)

*___--STUPID---SMUG.CUNT.FACE--.COM-WWW

Add caption Dummy.-----BUREACRAT BLackSMOKE----HE's a sMOKING gOOOD TIME.----------FUCKING .STUPID.SMUG,CUnt.FACCCE.--

_____________Look at this stupid,SMUG,CUnt.fACE.------I LOATHE HIM INTENSELY-"!

PRE--DEBATE-FEVOR-HITS US(AS THE INCUMBENT PREPARES TO FACE OPPISTION.

Add captionINCUMBENT--"LETS KEEP THIs a clean fight boys--there kids listening-"-''yes bratted litening to pop that thing or thuggyLIL-WHOEVER-HAT-BACKWARDS SKATEBOARD"--INCUMBENT---" LOOK I KNOW THE TRASH -DWELLLER R DIMB--BUT DAMMIT THERE AMERICANS-"-------THE INCUMBENT SHOWING HIS KENNDEYSQUE MOMNET OF HE-MANITY.

*---------------THIS FATAL FOUR-WAY--IS ABOUT TO GET under way folks this ------------------==------DEBATE--DEATH-MATCH---------iS beEN hyped f4r months ,ALL THE HARD WORK PUT In n--ALL  PRE-WORK prepP THESE CANADATIES HAVE PRActiced -these CANDAITES HAve run A LONG RACE---AND TONIGHT THE BIG NIGHT--WHERE THAY CAN GO BEFORE THE LAZY FAT STUPID AMERICAN PEOPLE AND PLEAD THERE CASE THAT THEY SHULD BE THE STEWARD TO STEAR THIS gGRAND SHIP WE CALL AMERICA-------EVEN THOU MOST AMERIACAN will be to busy on THERE I=PHONE,--Even thou the candidtes put on a great show in primetime telovison--the CANADATTES-- didn't even bother to ADRREESS -- all the POOR traSHs dweelllers living in a dumpster and all the trash dwellers who r falling into the FLITHcan because of economy is tanking and box-MART aNd BANKOF AMERICACityGROUPTrusTHEDGEFUNDScaPITAL. LLC,.'--R RAKING IN RECORDS PROFITS--$$$$$$ CHA---CHING-$$$$ BABY WHILE we fly on jets drinking latties-u fatties sit on dingy couches watching bullshit like real moMS from REAL AMERICA- BUT U WON'T EVEN READ THIS U 'LL be to busy fACESTAGRAMING ON YA IPHONE----WHILE STUFFING YA DUmb face  snaCKS.--zingers 

SLIT SLUTTDASHION WITH WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS--GETTING SPIED ON BY PAPARIZIA WITH a LONG LENS I-PHONE CaMera

WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS TAKING SLIT SLUTDASHION ON ---DATE TO NIGHT ON THE TOWN BEFORE HE POUNDS HER DOWN---AND SHE does what she does best---SPREADING HER LEGS

`_--*)__*-BREAKING NEWS-* -_"U HEAR IT FIRST"_____-_-LO0K At tHis TRENDY P0WeR COuplE -___-*STAR Shooting guard AND WHORE AFICIONADO FOR-the*CHICaGO*-----*DRUG-MULES* _------------****- JAMS OCTOBaLLS AND SLiT SLUTTDASHION-

-****__-_WHo;s claIM 2 FAME IS SPREADING HER LeGS FOR a B-GRADE p0P AUTO-TUNE Singer AND HER dAD DEFENDED THE MURDER-----O.J JUICESON------------IN THE CRIME OF THE CENTRUY-----------------()******(????REMEMBER HIM_??The GUY WHO ALLmOST CUT tHE head off his BABy MomMAs In a CrIme of PASSION AND GUTTED HER LITTLE BOY T0y)TEACH HER 2 CHEATON ME AGAIN----THEN THE LAWYERS DEVORURED ANY N ALL MONEY$$$$$-HE MANGED 2 SQUANDERED  AWAY-$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

GETTing sum R&R WIT HOUSE mAJORITY DOUCHE--IN A BIPARTISAN GOLFING TRIP

Add caption

playing a few holes of GOLF relaxing onTHE DUMB FAT AMERICANS DIME--HUH--TAX---PAYER--$$$MONEY$$$$GETTTING SPENT WELL

ME-AND MY GOOD BUDDy-HOUSE MaJOrity DOUCHE---where OUT GOLFING ON---- BI---PARTISAN GOLF TRIP---PAID FOR bY  U STUPID AMERIACAN(HA--HA-THANKS PEASANTS)----And we got 2 TALKING,ANd i ASKED HIM WHY THE DUmb TRAsh DWeLLERS--All-ways--VOTED FOR THe CORPORATIST PARTY SUCH MUCH over THE OPPISSITION--?---hE xPlainded------THAT THE TRASH-DWEELLERS HAD BEEN Brain-WASHED----and believed they REALLY WHERE PART OF THE CORPOARTE PARTY CULTURE--EVEN THOU--WE RAISE therE TAXES,CUT OFF there-AMENITIES--even POKE FUN AT how the DUMB HICK-lO0K&SmELL------THEY STILL-----VOTE IN DROVES FOR ====US-------AS---LONG AS----WE HAVE---THE CAPITAL _*C_* BY OUR NAMES---THEY WILL VOTE FOR US---EVeN THOU---WE WOULDN'T LET THESE DUMB buMBKINS- NEAR Us UNLESS THEY WHERe DIS--INFECTED-----****************_-VOTE---CORPORATIST PARTY--------------------*****************************U CAN TRUST---US**************

PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG PrePARES FOR His speech before the FAT.Lazy,stupid AMERICAN PEOPLE.

PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG--ADDRESSING THE AMERICAN SLOBS 

_---------*--PRESIDENT.DOUCHEBAG--*IS HOLDING A Press CONFERNCE OVER THE RECENT CARPET--BOMBING OF A -NOWHERE VILLAGE IN SUM DUsty FORiEGNY COUNTRY--NOBODY CARES about----"Good Evening,MY FELLOW fat,lazy,DOUBLE-MEATING--AMERICANS---I HaVE

SUM THRILLING NEWS-----the VIILAGE OF SLUMMBOTTON----WAS REDUCED TO ASH--HeAp--Today--I-Hope this SENDS A message to u foriengers THAT if u PLay wit America--WE WiLl LEAVE YOUR Home a SMOLDERING BUrning RUIN.----------GOD BLESS AMERIACA AND GOD BLESS DOUBLE-MEAT"

JUst FInSHED GIving my B ig speech before the professonial Buera-KRATS ASSIOCATION OF DICK---WADS

''THERE NOTHNNG LIKE A GATHERING OF GOVERMNET WORKER TO GET THE BLOOD GOING IN TH E MORNING"

"GREEETING S MY FELLOW BUERA--Krats--I COME BEARING GIFT FOR US TO Embezzle"

?"I LOVE MY GOVERMENT WORKERS--HOW BOUT MY BUERA--KRATS HUH "

HERES SUM [-----PICS FROM MY BiG SPeecH BEFORE THE pROfeesional---$%^&*()_____BueraCrats of assciocation Of DICK--WaDS----------THE---BUERA--Crats-----ate IT UP---------I--------WAS SO on-------they LOVE ME-----I OFFERED THEM HEALTH CARE---AND RASIES----TO-------BAD THEY WIlll NEVER SEE IT STUPID PENICL PUSHERS-------"Get me SUM COFFEE---U----DUMB EMPTY SUIT----AND HURRRY UP huSTLE---U---  BathTUB--SCUm