OFFICE PARTY.day.--hOOR-RAy------LOOK AT MY OPPOSSTION SExy ass AIDE.

Add caption-u douchebag---daM MY ASSITANT--IS SEXY BEISDES GETITNG ME LATTIES--SHE DOES----UMMMM--FAVORS FOR--ME----DID U SEE THAT FACE--SMoking HOT.

The OFFICE party was GREAT.WE had punch n pizza-(wHAT)-------MUSIC BY---THis douchebag who WAS dressed ALL DIRTY--SINGING Boy bAND N AUTO-Tune-R N B standards--HE FUCKING SUcked.---ANY WAY---MY AIDE WAS THERE and she was lOOKING ALL SEXY in stuff---she was all oVER this---.--IT WAS Like going down AT THE office pARTY---I had  SWINGING gOOD TIME.------(off--in a corner sum guy---is vomiting wishing he never came to there stUPID shen---dig---trendylames. 

L00OK How GAY My oPPOSTION LOo00ks POSING WITH THE PILL BOTTLE.-LoOks STRANGLEY fAmailar-,)__-

Add caption Douchebag.=Nice fig leaf YOU SISSY-POSING WITH A PILL BOTTLE---(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY!)---I wonder what kinda of DRUGS he had in it--maybe--the Gambit--PERHAPS THE HOLY TRINITY--OF ZANAX-,SOMA,-OXY-(80'S)------AHHAHAHHH

________I SOMEHOW--ACCUQUIRED THSESE PICS OF MY OPPoSTIION--"(I HAVE SPIES EVERYWHERE-i'm super-IMPORTANT--LIKE Paris hitlon,MTV-imPOrtant)---But they like stole thIS CAMERA OUT his CAR--AND I 'M SHOCKED THAT MY OPPONENT IS POSING WITH A BOTTLE OF PILLS_(FROM MY FACTORY--YAY)----WHO--KNEW--HE WAS--SUCH AN ADOINS-HUH---SIKE--"LO0000OK---AT_THIS***&*FAG--PUT SUM CLOTHES ON SISSY GEEZE--"YIKES"

LOOO00K AT -Me in myDOuchey HIPSTER GLASSES---wArBLY pARKER FRAMES--(i'm so hip n Trenady)

Add caption--I HAD TO DIS YA'LL--YoYLL->,">---------MY OPOSSITON COW -FACED WIFE--FUCKING HAG-VILLIE.

Add  CAPTION DOCUHEBAG=LOOK AT HOW HIP I LOok in my HIPSTER FUKING GLASSES-WARbLY-ParKER FRAMES--DOUCHEY SHITE------DID I MENTION HOW GAY MY OPPISOTION LOOKS ON DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAG&HASBEENS&WASHED-UP POLITICANS.

HEY--EVERYBODY like my Manger made me do this so---MY REAL FANS DON'T GET ALL MAD AT ME -OK--- I "LIKE" HAD TO DO THIS PHOTO-SHOOT--with my OPPOSTION OR WHAT EVEER--TO like show we really don't HATE EACH OTHER---(NOT--THAT--OH--NO!)---BUt they did lIKE FLY ME oUT TO DANCING WIT DOUCHEBAGS&HasBEENS---ALL--COMP----AND I GOT THE ROCK STar tReatment--but i had to do theSE Douchey pictures with his FAT UGLYDOG-SOW OF A- FACED WIFE--------SO DON'T THINK i'm Blame WORYH-I WILL FACETSTGRAMING MORE PHOTOS LATER FOR MY FOOlwers=====-followwer wers--lateter sO MEET ON TWATTTER--I'M SO KOOL EVERYONE---LOok at me--and reAD BOUT MY EXTCING LIFE-U DOCUEHY BATH-TUB SCUM--TARSH ON THE GROUND

DEBATES ZINGERS SCORE 9-4 FINAL SCOre for teaM DOUCHEBAG *Debate-DEATH MATCH- R Over and IT WAs SNOOZE FEST---THEY SAID A WHOLE BUNCH OF nOTHING. hiding there true intention IN LIES

n" I HOPE I LAND A ZINGER ON THIS TWIT" SAID THE INCUMBENT UNDER HIS BREATH--" I FUCKED YA WIFE at yur Presdential LIBARY COMMENCEMENT DINNER-u JerK-" RESONODED THE OPPPISOSITON

DO I HAVE TO shAKE THIS DOCUHEBAGS hand--?hello--how r u Old boy--the kids n wifE--" I HATE TO BE EVEN IN HIS PRESENCE--SLIMMY FELLOW

--"SMOKES CLEAR"_- DEBATES ARE OVER FOLKS,--WE-----R---IN THe--SPIN--R0OM- AFTER ALL THE ballons,spilled BEER,ChEErs N JEERS,and HYPE.--THE INCUMBENT--AND THE OPPSOSITION GOT DOWN  IN THE MAIN EVENT.*- ------------------------------_+_--======--==*DEATH*MATCH*-*DEBATE* --=------AnD THE  CANDATIES SAId  The EXACT sAME THINg------NOTHING------THEY BOTH USED A BUNCH OF DOUBLE-SPEAK-->TALKING OUT THE SIDE OF THERE MOUTH SLICK TALK--*((((-THEY USED A BUNCH OF  FANCY WORDS to hide a  Slew OF LIES THEerE TRYING SNEAK PAST THE AMERICAN FAT BELLYS PEOPLE.-----------SO VOTE CORPORATIST PARTY----(U GOT NO CHOICE BOTH PARTIES R EMPTY SUITS WITH NO SOLUTUONS)

*___--STUPID---SMUG.CUNT.FACE--.COM-WWW

Add caption Dummy.-----BUREACRAT BLackSMOKE----HE's a sMOKING gOOOD TIME.----------FUCKING .STUPID.SMUG,CUnt.FACCCE.--

_____________Look at this stupid,SMUG,CUnt.fACE.------I LOATHE HIM INTENSELY-"!

PRE--DEBATE-FEVOR-HITS US(AS THE INCUMBENT PREPARES TO FACE OPPISTION.

Add captionINCUMBENT--"LETS KEEP THIs a clean fight boys--there kids listening-"-''yes bratted litening to pop that thing or thuggyLIL-WHOEVER-HAT-BACKWARDS SKATEBOARD"--INCUMBENT---" LOOK I KNOW THE TRASH -DWELLLER R DIMB--BUT DAMMIT THERE AMERICANS-"-------THE INCUMBENT SHOWING HIS KENNDEYSQUE MOMNET OF HE-MANITY.

*---------------THIS FATAL FOUR-WAY--IS ABOUT TO GET under way folks this ------------------==------DEBATE--DEATH-MATCH---------iS beEN hyped f4r months ,ALL THE HARD WORK PUT In n--ALL  PRE-WORK prepP THESE CANADATIES HAVE PRActiced -these CANDAITES HAve run A LONG RACE---AND TONIGHT THE BIG NIGHT--WHERE THAY CAN GO BEFORE THE LAZY FAT STUPID AMERICAN PEOPLE AND PLEAD THERE CASE THAT THEY SHULD BE THE STEWARD TO STEAR THIS gGRAND SHIP WE CALL AMERICA-------EVEN THOU MOST AMERIACAN will be to busy on THERE I=PHONE,--Even thou the candidtes put on a great show in primetime telovison--the CANADATTES-- didn't even bother to ADRREESS -- all the POOR traSHs dweelllers living in a dumpster and all the trash dwellers who r falling into the FLITHcan because of economy is tanking and box-MART aNd BANKOF AMERICACityGROUPTrusTHEDGEFUNDScaPITAL. LLC,.'--R RAKING IN RECORDS PROFITS--$$$$$$ CHA---CHING-$$$$ BABY WHILE we fly on jets drinking latties-u fatties sit on dingy couches watching bullshit like real moMS from REAL AMERICA- BUT U WON'T EVEN READ THIS U 'LL be to busy fACESTAGRAMING ON YA IPHONE----WHILE STUFFING YA DUmb face  snaCKS.--zingers 

SLIT SLUTTDASHION WITH WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS--GETTING SPIED ON BY PAPARIZIA WITH a LONG LENS I-PHONE CaMera

WHORE AFICIONADO JAMS OCTOBALLS TAKING SLIT SLUTDASHION ON ---DATE TO NIGHT ON THE TOWN BEFORE HE POUNDS HER DOWN---AND SHE does what she does best---SPREADING HER LEGS

`_--*)__*-BREAKING NEWS-* -_"U HEAR IT FIRST"_____-_-LO0K At tHis TRENDY P0WeR COuplE -___-*STAR Shooting guard AND WHORE AFICIONADO FOR-the*CHICaGO*-----*DRUG-MULES* _------------****- JAMS OCTOBaLLS AND SLiT SLUTTDASHION-

-****__-_WHo;s claIM 2 FAME IS SPREADING HER LeGS FOR a B-GRADE p0P AUTO-TUNE Singer AND HER dAD DEFENDED THE MURDER-----O.J JUICESON------------IN THE CRIME OF THE CENTRUY-----------------()******(????REMEMBER HIM_??The GUY WHO ALLmOST CUT tHE head off his BABy MomMAs In a CrIme of PASSION AND GUTTED HER LITTLE BOY T0y)TEACH HER 2 CHEATON ME AGAIN----THEN THE LAWYERS DEVORURED ANY N ALL MONEY$$$$$-HE MANGED 2 SQUANDERED  AWAY-$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$