PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG PrePARES FOR His speech before the FAT.Lazy,stupid AMERICAN PEOPLE.

PRESIDENT DOUCHEBAG--ADDRESSING THE AMERICAN SLOBS 

_---------*--PRESIDENT.DOUCHEBAG--*IS HOLDING A Press CONFERNCE OVER THE RECENT CARPET--BOMBING OF A -NOWHERE VILLAGE IN SUM DUsty FORiEGNY COUNTRY--NOBODY CARES about----"Good Evening,MY FELLOW fat,lazy,DOUBLE-MEATING--AMERICANS---I HaVE

SUM THRILLING NEWS-----the VIILAGE OF SLUMMBOTTON----WAS REDUCED TO ASH--HeAp--Today--I-Hope this SENDS A message to u foriengers THAT if u PLay wit America--WE WiLl LEAVE YOUR Home a SMOLDERING BUrning RUIN.----------GOD BLESS AMERIACA AND GOD BLESS DOUBLE-MEAT"