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 EVERYBODY my clothing line will be dropping___--(get it dropping-i'm so clever)---HeresMy DOUCHEY FALL LINE UP.iT CONSISTS OF SHIRTS AND jeans I smeared paint on to make it Look hip--tHEN- I wrote CrudE PHRASES on them.

--DAM---THERE DAZZLINGLY------THEY LOOOOK TRENDY ASS HELL----I WANT--TO---$$$$$ BUY THOSE TRENDY JEANS------EVERYBODY ELSE IS WEARING THEM--*------A SUbsidiary of `~god~of~debauchery~iINC---A TRASHCAN COMPANY.

I EVEN GOT----A--LIST--- CELEBRITIES TO MODEL MY DUDS--I FLEW THEM TO THIS SEXY LOCATION(TRASH--VILLie)--and WhOLLIia---magic-DO u HAVE--ZANAX EFFENRON OR TEEN QUEEN,-DREAM STAR,SINGER,ACTOR,PRODUCER AND SLUT IN THE MAKING*_________ SLIME-ELLA SLIMME-INGBALL.-------------wELL I HOPE U LIKE MY PHOTO SPREAD---G0----BUY MY TRENDY ASS JEANS-------*-------EVERYBODY WEARING THEM--*---SHOULDN'T U BE---FOLLOWING ALONG----------------------------------*--A-subsidary of ~god~of~debauchery~inc-A-TRASH-CAN-CORPORATION-*